Jesus is Watching
A burglar breaks into a home; its dark and he is walking around when he hears a scary voice.
"Jesus is watching you!"
He stops and looks around in the dark, scared. He walks another few feet when the voice comes again, this time louder.
"Jesus is watching you!"
By now, starting to freak out, he wonders if this is a good idea.
He walks another few feet when suddenly the voice comes again, louder and right in front of him. By now terrified he pulls out his flashlight, and in the (shaking) beam of the light he sees a parrot in a cage.
The parrot says "Jesus is watching you!"
The burglar says " so you can talk." The parrot replies, "Of course".
The burglar says "what's your name then?" The parrot replies "Samson".
The burglar laughs and says to the parrot, "what sort of idiot calls a parrot Samson".
The parrot replies." The same idiot that called the Rottweiler Jesus!"
