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Cat Talk

A man walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a beer. He heard a voice behind him saying, "Hey, got any food to spare?" He looked around and saw that he was the only customer in the place. So he shook his head and cotinued to enjoy his drink.

Then he heard it again, "Hey, got any food to spare?" He once again looked around and noticed a cat looking directly at him. He got all excited and yelled to the bartender, "That cat can talk! Did you hear that cat talk? That cat can talk!"

The bartender replied, "Mister, cats can't talk. Don't you know that? It's the dog over there. He's a ventriloquist."

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