Dog Show In Heaven
It was a slow day in heaven so God phoned Satan to see what was going on.
"It's slow here too," says Satan.
"Well," God said, " I think a dog show might be fun. Let's put on a dog show."
"Sounds good," says Satan, "But why are you calling me? You've got all the dogs up there."
"I know," answered God, "But, you've got all the judges down there!"
